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Fun on a Job Interview!

Find a photo of the interviewer's family in the room, point at it and laugh uncontrollably.

Ask if there is only one emergency exit, grin and say...'Boy!, I bet this floor would be in trouble if someone barricaded that.'

After detailing your greatest achievement, qualify it with, 'Of course I was totally hammered at the time.'

Inquire on office policy of friends staying over.

Claim you wouldn't even need a sit-in job if Al Einstein hadn't stolen your secret patent for '2000 Flushes'.

Over-emphasize your ability to use a copier.

Ask if it's O.K. that you sit on the floor.

Allow that you would little impact on the overhead budget, because you swiped all the office supplies from your other job.

Although parking is probably free, insist that they validate something or you're not leaving.

Mention your resume would have been stronger, but you didn't feel like making anything else up.

Ask the secretary if she'll sit on your lap during the interview.

Walk into the interviewer's office with a tape measure; measure the office from a few angles; put it away, and then declare...'NOW we can begin.'

Sniff two of your fingers and hold them out towards the interviewer; ask...'smell these, do these smell funny to you?'

Upon walking into the office for the first time, ask the receptionist to hold all of your calls.

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