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Taking All Of My Money

There was a man who had worked hard "all" of his life and had saved "all" of his money and was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen ... when I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. Because I wanna take my money to the afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black, teary eyed, and her dear friend was
comforting her and sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket,
the wife said, "Wait, ... please ... wait just a minute!"

She had a little box with her, she came over with the box and placed it lovingly in the casket, along side of her dear departed husband. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.
So her friend said, "Girlfriend, please ... tell me I'm right, please! I just know you weren't foolish enough to put "all" that money in there with that man."

She said, "Now listen, I'm a Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was gonna put that money in that casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you put "all" that money in the casket with that man?"

"I sure did," said the faithful wife.

"I wrote him a check for the full amount."

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