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That Blonde is so Dumb That...

THAT BLONDE IS SO DUMB,

...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

...she thought a quarterback was a refund.

...she thought General Motors was in the Army.

...she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

...she tripped over a cordless phone.

...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate".

...she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK".

...at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put "Sagittarius".

...it takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes".

...she studied for a blood test-and failed.

...when she saw the movie rating "NC-17: under 17 not admitted", she went home and got 16 friends.

...when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left", she turned around and went home.

...she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.







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