Category : OTHER JOKES
Dracula was walking down the street one evening when out of the sky fell 10 tons of smoked salmon sandwiches,
5 tons of finger rolls,
1 ton of pitted olives,
3 tons of chicken wings,
2 tons of cheese & pineapple on little sticks,
6 tons of tomato salad,
4 tons of pizza slices,
and 12,000 packets of crisps,
which knocked him to the ground and crushed him.
"Oh no!" he gasped with his dying breath...
"It`s Buffet the Vampire Slayer!"
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