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Dracula was walking down the street one evening when out of the sky fell 10 tons of smoked salmon sandwiches,

5 tons of finger rolls,

1 ton of pitted olives,

3 tons of chicken wings,

2 tons of cheese & pineapple on little sticks,

6 tons of tomato salad,

4 tons of pizza slices,

and 12,000 packets of crisps,

which knocked him to the ground and crushed him.

"Oh no!" he gasped with his dying breath...

"It`s Buffet the Vampire Slayer!"

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