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Sister Margaret

Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in he*l. She immediately called Saint Peter and said, "This is Sister Margaret. There's been a terrible mistake!"

She explained the situation, and Saint Peter said he'd get right on it.

The next day the nun didn't hear from Saint Peter so she called him again. "Please set this error straight before tomorrow," she begged. "There's an orgy planned for tonight, and everyone *must* attend!"

"Of course, Sister," he said. "I'll get you out of there right away."

Apparently, her plight slipped his mind, and the following morning Saint Peter received another phone call from he*l. He picked up the receiver with tribulations of his heart
and started to listen.

He heard the following, "Hey, Pete, this is Maggie. Nevermind!"

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