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Goat Screwer

There is an American who comes to Scotland. He is walking down the road and he meets a Scottish farmer.
The farmer says:
- Come here, come here my friend. I will show you something. Can you see this bridge?
- Yes I can see it. It's beautiful - says the American
- My friend this is a bunny, bunny bridge, and I've built this bridge with my own bare hands! But do they call me McGregor The Bridgebuilder? No, no, no...
So the American doesn't know what to say, but after few minutes the farmer goes:
- Come here, come here my friend. I will show you something. Can you see this fence?
- Yes I can see it. It's beautiful - says the American
- My friend this is a bunny, bunny fence, and I've built this fence with my own bare hands! But do they call me McGregor The Fencebuilder? No, no, no...
So the American thinks that the farmer is crazy or something but he wants to see what will happen next and, after few minutes the farmer goes:
- Come here, come here my friend. I will show you something. Can you see this house?
- Yes I can see it. It's the most beautiful house I've ever seen in my life - says the American
- My friend this is a bunny, bunny house, and I've built this house with my own bare hands! But do they call me McGregor The Housebuilder? No, no, no... You see my friend, but you've screwed one goat...

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